Archives for: "June 2008"

Jun/29
2008
Bill Gates is retiring from Microsoft to focus on his philanthropy. The pencil-necked geek who built an empire by being a corporate bully is stepping back and letting others take charge. I do wonder if this means the end of any of the following: -… more »
Jun/29
2008
Many love to give a bad rap to pitbulls, but just there are many gentle pitbulls, other breeds are certainly capable of vicious acts: TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A 74-year-old Florida woman was mauled to death by her two dogs this week, according to Titusville… more »
Jun/27
2008
Why anyone would elect a president from this fucked up state is beyond logic: FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- The Texas Supreme Court on Friday threw out a jury award over injuries a 17-year-old girl suffered in an exorcism conducted by members of her old… more »
Jun/27
2008
The courts have determined that it is enforceable to compel doctors to give false information to women considering abortions: The 2005 law would make doctors tell women ''that the abortion will terminate the life of a whole, separate, unique, living… more »
Jun/24
2008
So, once again, the Mighty Mississippi River has overflown it's banks. The waters have risen and left devastation in its wake. Huge areas of land are under water. Homes are destroyed. Crops are wrecked. All a tribute to the amazing power of nature to… more »
Jun/23
2008
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in… more »
Jun/22
2008
Because I put shit away in a predictable manner it makes it fucking easy for other people (who want to borrow my shit) to find it. Of course they don't tell me. Then I spend 20 minutes wracking my brain wondering why I'm losing my mind trying to find… more »
Jun/22
2008
I recently joined BBW Personals. For those of you that don't know, BBW is Big Beautiful Woman. I went there because there is more of me to love and I figured I should go someplace where I might actually meet a guy that was looking for what I had to… more »
Jun/22
2008
Mohamed ElBaradei, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency said "In my opinion, a military strike will be the worst ... it will turn the Middle East to a ball of fire," on Al-Arabiya television. That statement was in reference to Israeli military… more »
Jun/21
2008
I want someone to genetically engineer a pet for me. This pet should have the following attributes: about 2 feet long, maybe 6 to 8 inches wide, under a foot tall, with long, white, fluffy fur that will hold a static charge. Its personality should be… more »
Jun/21
2008

City of Retards

I had a strange thing happen to me while logging into on-line game I fancy - so I sent an e-mail to customer support. I can not believe the questions the retards asked me to "verify" my identity. One of the questions was "What are the 20-digit serial… more »
Jun/16
2008
... that if you mark an envelope with "VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE OPEN IMMEDIATELY." I'm gonna carefully toss that sucker to the back of the desk where it will happily rot until the paper decomposes? You did *know* that, didn't you? more »
Jun/16
2008
I'm calling for an appointment, a medical-type appointment, the type we all know and love and try to put off until it *has* to be done. It's a big clinic, enormous, and yet I'm still on hold at only 8:30 in the morning. "Hello, how can I direct your… more »
Jun/14
2008

Motoring Mantra

I can't count the number of times I've said to myself: "Turn the wheel, step on the gas, turn the wheel, step on the fucking gas you moron what is taking you so long to make your goddam turn?" What is it with so many people that making a turn is an… more »
Jun/12
2008
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- South Carolina's lieutenant governor announced Thursday that he is willing to put up $4,000 of his own money so his state can become the first in the nation to issue ''I Believe'' license plates with the image of a cross and a… more »
Jun/11
2008
I used to be the open-minded type, liberally open-minded, when it came to race and culture. I grew up in a family that prided itself on understanding and respect of what makes cultures different. As I've gotten older I've fought against the increasing… more »
Jun/11
2008

Boo Fucking Hoo

The move away from midsize SUVs is painfully clear to Tonie Mixer of De Pere, Wis., who has been trying for a month to sell her cream-colored 2007 Explorer, which features heated leather seats and a power moon roof. So far, the only inquires have been… more »
Jun/11
2008
I live on a dead end street, and actually my house is the very last on our side. The street is "L" shaped and another street (with a different name) intersects the corner of the "L" to form a box. Now due to this configuration there is one, and only one… more »
Jun/11
2008
Schools are supposed to teach future Americans about their rights and freedoms. But some schools prefer to inject their own values, even when they're completely wrong. SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- A high school newspaper in California was disbanded after… more »
Jun/08
2008
Hillary is out. And I'm glad she's out because this country can't handle a woman as the leader of the nation. We're just not fucking mature enough for that. I don't care about her policies, or what she stood for, the basic fact is that a nation so… more »
Jun/08
2008
One characteristic I truly despise is when someone take up a standard that has no fucking bearing on them. The types of people who decry abortion, who are either too damn old to have kids or can't have them anyway. The same type who don't have teenage… more »
Jun/04
2008

Right turn please

Massachusetts doesn't have the corner on bad drivers . . . New York has a few too. Dickhead #1 - "Right on red" does not mean you get to pull out of your red light and cut across three lanes of on-coming traffic to get into the left hand turning lane.… more »
Jun/03
2008
Cheney stuck his foot in his mouth when he was talking about his family roots and how he's distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family. "And we don't even… more »
Jun/02
2008
I've heard lots of comments, snide, serious, concerned and cynical on the topic of Global Warming. Honestly I feel much the same way about people who deny the possibility that it exists as I did with those that happily embraced the idea that Saddam had… more »