State Sen. Ronda Storms - Butt Monkey

03/04/08

Permalink 03:12:45 pm, by u235 Email , 242 words, 98 views   English (US)
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State Sen. Ronda Storms - Butt Monkey

Idiots never know when they've lost. Now one twat wants to permit teachers to teach "whatever the fuck they please" under the guise of "academic freedom". I think this is great, and were I a teacher I would immediately begin telling my students that Ronda is, what we politely call, a Butt-Monkey. When they ask what a Butt-Monkey is, I'd explain that it's "someone who hasn't evolved sufficiently to be able to find her ass with both hands."

Short recap: By a 4-3 vote,The State Board of Education approved new science standards last month that were controversial because they require teaching evolution. As a compromise of sorts -- it didn't really appease opponents and angered the standards' backers -- the board inserted the phrase "scientific theory of" before the word evolution.

After the vote, John Stemberger, the head of the Florida Family Policy Council ,said social conservatives would push for an "academic freedom" measure when the Legislature convenes this month. Such a proposal would protect teachers who teach alternatives to evolution. House Speaker Marco Rubio -- who wanted evolution taught as a theory -- told the Florida Baptist Witness such a plan might gain traction in the house.

And Friday, State Sen. Ronda Storms, R-Brandon, filed just such a bill that would create an "Academic Freedom Act" and protect the right of teachers to "objectively present scientific information relevant to the full range of scientific views regarding chemical and biological evolution."

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Comment from: odessa [Member] Email
Not surprised this is in Florida. My parents live in Florida and I have a fair amount of family in Florida. My cousins are about as dumb as stumps - and you can't blame their parents because they are fairly bright business owners. I also have been a bit underwhelmed by the intelligence of the teens that live in my parents' subdivision, particularly when compared to the kids of co-workers (I live in the northeast). I can only conclude that the educational system in Florida needs help and a lot of it.
PermalinkPermalink 03/04/08 @ 16:41
Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
Butt Monkey is far to polite a term. I'm iffy on putting 'scientific theory' in the standard because it might give the wrong impression, but it's precise and it's across the board, so it makes it clear that evolution is on the same level as relativity and gravity.

As for academic freedom, she should try academic HONESTY first. They're all over standards when it imposed creationism on students, but give them a dose of strictly defined scientific principles, and all of the sudden they want fucking freedom.

No. You lose. Sorry bitch. The school board requested that a team of scientists create a proposal. That's scientists, as in "they know more about science than your ignorant ass". The school board, that is, your elected officials reviewed it, modified it slightly and accepted it. Get the fuck over it. You fucking LOST.

I'm sorry the courts have bitch slapped you. I'm sorry the media laughed at you. I'm sorry the facts don't line up with your myopic world view. And I'm sorry you want your child to suffer through life with a crippled education.

But you FUCKING LOSE Ronda.

Science isn't about giving all sides equal treatment. Science gives you the treatment you earn through evidence. If you have no evidence, you get no treatment. We don't give you time just because you cry loudly. Shut the fuck up and get back in your hole.

Oh, and seriously, get a hair cut, buy new clothes and join the new millennium. Because your style died in the 80s. While your at it, maybe try to crack open a book and learn something about science before you try to comment on it.
PermalinkPermalink 03/04/08 @ 17:35
Comment from: odessa [Member] Email
After looking at some other information on her - she is an army brat that claims roots in her county that go six generations back - something rather unusual in Florida. So, she's had that benefit of education outside the horrific Florida system that she now wants to make even worse by watering down science. But she is also "cracker" enough to think it's right.

Oh and by the way, the following link is hilarious:

http://rondastorms.blogspot.com/
PermalinkPermalink 03/04/08 @ 18:20

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