World of Suck

Idiots never know when they've lost. Now one twat wants to permit teachers to teach "whatever the fuck they please" under the guise of "academic freedom". I think this is great, and were I a teacher I would immediately begin telling my students that Ronda is, what we politely call, a Butt-Monkey. When they ask what a Butt-Monkey is, I'd explain that it's "someone who hasn't evolved sufficiently to be able to find her ass with both hands."

Short recap: By a 4-3 vote,The State Board of Education approved new science standards last month that were controversial because they require teaching evolution. As a compromise of sorts -- it didn't really appease opponents and angered the standards' backers -- the board inserted the phrase "scientific theory of" before the word evolution.

After the vote, John Stemberger, the head of the Florida Family Policy Council ,said social conservatives would push for an "academic freedom" measure when the Legislature convenes this month. Such a proposal would protect teachers who teach alternatives to evolution. House Speaker Marco Rubio -- who wanted evolution taught as a theory -- told the Florida Baptist Witness such a plan might gain traction in the house.

And Friday, State Sen. Ronda Storms, R-Brandon, filed just such a bill that would create an "Academic Freedom Act" and protect the right of teachers to "objectively present scientific information relevant to the full range of scientific views regarding chemical and biological evolution."