World of Suck

There's not a hell of a lot of reason for an oversized pickup truck in a highly urban area, unless of course you're into construction. I can almost see the need for a carpenter, electrician, mason, although if you have a lot of expensive or flammable tools (such as a plumber) I'd think you'd want more of a panel truck. Whatever.

Anyway, today's cocktardedness was some bozo in a Ford F-AsBigAsTheyBuildIt pickup truck, with chrome rhino bar and glossy never-been-used bed. Part of the reason it had never been used, and probably never will be, is because the jackass re-routed his exhaust through a shiny pair of highly chromed 8" diameter smoke stacks which came up though the bed. Phenomenally brilliant, really. Not only did he take useful space out of the cargo area but he also provided the nifty chance to set it on fire. Yes exhaust is hot, and there were no covers on these megalithic pipes to prevent the transfer of heat to paper, wood, or plastic. I'd think it was safe to say he could only reasonably transport glass or metal.

I can't (and don't really want) to imagine what this must of cost. Nor can I imagine his infantile glee when he first laid eyes on his junior-grade Semi.

I will give it a four-star laugh factor, however. I'm willing to bet that I'm not the only one either. Probably the person who happily took his money to make the idiotic changes found it pretty amusing as well.