Archives for: "May 2007"

May/31
2007
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2860052 Heh. I wonder how much is scripted and how much is from the heart. more »
May/31
2007
So, our friendly neighborhood legislators in New York have penned a new law. They introduced it, and passed it in both the state house and senate in less than a day. They have to work out a few differences between the two and then it'll go to be signed… more »
May/31
2007

Traffic Gripes

I just took a business trip to Connecticut. 600 miles round trip, give or take. During this trip, I felt various things. Peaceful serenity of the open road. The thrill of speeding down the highway. And the blood boiling rage of hatred toward my fellow… more »
May/30
2007
LONDON (AP) -- A British performance artist has eaten part of a corgi -- the breed of dog that is the favorite pet of Queen Elizabeth II -- to protest the alleged mistreatment of animals by the royal family. I wish I had some uniquely defining statement… more »
May/29
2007
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep meatpackers from testing all their animals for mad cow disease . Why? Because it would be too expensive... The Agriculture Department tests less than 1 percent of slaughtered… more »
May/29
2007
Hey bitch, this is a message to you: If you don't like Harry Potter, then don't read it. Further if you think it's a bad influence on your children, then use your own parental authority to deprive them while you can. But to think you can force an entire… more »
May/29
2007

What's he got to hide?

One has to wonder why exactly the vice president is so afraid of the public knowing who he talks to and who comes to visit. Logs detailing the comings and goings of visitors to the vice president were destroyed. And there's no coincidence that the… more »
May/27
2007

Training Terror

It's illegal to advertise a service and then drum up trade. An example of this is the popup ads that used to claim a computer was infected and then offer to sell anti-virus wares. So how exactly is this different from what Bush has done in Iraq? In… more »
May/27
2007
I was reading an article when I was struck by a peculiarity of semantics: "Elsewhere in Diyala, a U.S. soldier was killed when an explosion hit his vehicle and a second soldier was killed in an explosion in Baghdad, the military said. The deaths brought… more »
May/26
2007
Dr. Kevorkian will be released soon. That's right, Dr. Death is getting parole. HE said he's not going to aid in the suicide of any more patients, but will continue to speak out on the issue. His impending release has brought the issue of assisted… more »
May/23
2007

Focus people... FOCUS

Michael Vick is the quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. If you pay attention to sports, you know he recently got into some trouble. At a home in his name (I think he said his brother lived there), they found some dogs. Apparently they were being used… more »
May/19
2007
You're an embarassment to yourself and all humans in general. Please find a quiet spot, curl up and wait to die. Thank you. more »
May/17
2007

Notice

My boss quit. She started in January or February. Now she's gone. No real notice or anything. She packed her stuff up Tuesday night. Left her badge. Went home. Called out sick on Wednesday. And sometime after work, called and told her boss she quit. Had… more »
May/17
2007
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts 1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is… more »
May/17
2007
You're a criminal. You've been nailed for a crime. But before you accept judgement you demand (not insist) that all records declare you innocent. While it doesn't erase the fact that you're in the situation because you were caught red handed, you want… more »
May/16
2007
If there is any victory to be had in this unpopular war, it's allocated to the marketing strategist that equated money to support. Time and again the line has been used that to shut of or even limit funding for the war is to be unsupportive of the "men… more »
May/16
2007
Ok so I encountered a new term today "babymoon". From the article I gathered that it's for first-time couples who want to enjoy their remaining moments as a duo before becoming a trio (or more). The article went on to describe the joys of a "spontaneous… more »
May/16
2007
They did a DNA analysis on a "certified" relic of Jesus and found out that his Y chromosome didn't match his X? ... and we found out to whom the Y really did match? more »
May/16
2007
I guess that enough time has elapsed that bits of information describing the current administration's early workings are leaking out. The latest fervor on what seemed to be a deceased issue, that of the patently illegal e-tapping of american's phones… more »
May/15
2007
My only comment is... Thank god. more »
May/15
2007
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Lawmakers want the government to upgrade safety standards for dangerous ''blind zones'' in new vehicles, to reduce the chances of children being backed over by large sport utility vehicles and trucks. Any fucking twat that drives an… more »
May/14
2007
Actually, no, it's not what we want, and somehow even with sagging sales the American automotive industry keeps pushing crap at consumers. In an 'oh so witty' response to the presidential candidates call for better fuel economy the car manufacturers… more »
May/10
2007

Nightline Sucks

I don't normally watch the show. I admit that. When I heard they were going to have a debate segment focusing on the belief in God, I was intrigued. The people debating... left me with a little bit of a sour taste in my mouth. They chose Kirk Cameron… more »
May/09
2007

Units Units Everywhere

Short and sweet. A light year is a measure of DISTANCE. Not time. Specifically the distance light travels over a a year. Google says 9,460,730,472,580 kilometers. A real long fucking way. But... still 365 days. Parsec. It's a distance. Not knowing what… more »
May/09
2007

Jack's back!!!

Our most despised lawyer (not for long!!!) is up to his foul tricks again. But even for him, I think this one is special He's targeting Wendy's. Yes, the hamburger chain. For lesser mortals, you might wonder what this has to do with his never-ending… more »
May/09
2007
Waiting for a plane isn't terribly much fun if you're a standard passenger. Without the plush lounge, free snacks and lavish bar, the majority of cattle just do our best to be comfortable from one awkward cramped location to the next. Most gate-side… more »
May/06
2007
I admit I'm a bit astonished by this one. Apparently yet another collateral issue in this war is the status of child custody. When a divorced parent is called to service they often look to their former spouse to care for their child while they are… more »
May/02
2007

Terrorism?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. It's like a new buzzword. The next paradigm or synergy. If you don't like something or it offends you, it must obviously be terrorism! What else could it be? Take my favorite… more »
May/02
2007
Thank you for prompting me to visit a website/blog I have not visited in a long time - exmormon.org. I found this gem and nearly fell off my seat laughing. Perhaps my mind is too dirty to really feel the spirit of God when I read this . . . From… more »
May/01
2007

Life is hard enough

Life is hard enough for students in schools today. You have violence, drugs, and sex. You have paranoid overreactions by to violence, drugs and sex. For example, take Gig Harbor High School. They had a surveillance system installed in the school.… more »
May/01
2007

Veto'd opinion

Mr Bush veto'd the war spending bill that Congress sent him. No one was surprised. He said he would and he did. He also veto'd the stem cell research bill. No one was surprised. He said he would and he did. I find it interesting that both issues are… more »