Archives for: "April 2007"

Apr/28
2007
Frankly I think the whole "head scarf" thing is bullshit. If you want to mark yourself as a slave by covering one of the most attractive assets a woman has well fine with me. It only makes your face look fat anyway. There's a push by people who make… more »
Apr/26
2007
Ah, another national tragedy... another massive overreaction. Remember Columbine? Of course you do. Remember them banning kids with black trench coats? Here, we have the Virginia Tech equivalent. This time, they're striking out at kids that right… more »
Apr/26
2007
Corzine says he's "blessed to be alive". I guess that's the half-full perspective on the situation. I prefer to think of it more like "fucking stupid for not having your seatbelt on at over 90mph." Jersey law agrees. It says that most people aren't… more »
Apr/25
2007
So it's understood that the American public got suckered into buying a package based on the cover art alone. But when they got it home and opened the box they found that it was empty, the contents they paid for was nothing more than a mirage. It happens… more »
Apr/24
2007
Bush likened himself to the venerable forefather the other day, claiming how he is just "misunderstood". Hardly. Stupid? Stuck-up? Pig headed? Indifferent? Arrogant? No, not any one of those, all of those and more. I hardly think anyone is going to be… more »
Apr/23
2007
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush says Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' testimony before Congress ''increased my confidence'' in his ability to lead the Justice Department. Someone needs a good solid wack with a cast-iron clue bat. Veteran… more »
Apr/22
2007
The pope, in asking medical science to "respect life" in their advances, means what? Preservation of life at all costs? That seems to be the message. Obviously the roman catholic church embraces medical benefits as pertaining to longevity which might… more »
Apr/22
2007
I'm at a boys little league practice and the ground is understandably muddy. It's rained here recently. In fact it's rained a lot. The boys are kneeling, rolling and sitting on the muddy ground with nary a peep from the parents. There is one little girl… more »
Apr/22
2007
I listen to all kinds of music, and I explore all kinds of music. I have recently come across a rapper named Lady Sovereign. Her fast staccato raps are well put together and many are funny as hell. She is so good, that Def Jam's Jay-Z (for you that… more »
Apr/21
2007
I read stories like the one below and it affirms my belief that some women just "have what it takes", no matter their age. Our society likes to shutter off the elderly, parking them till they wither because it's just too time consuming to care for them.… more »
Apr/20
2007
It's a pleasure when people disqualify themselves in a single action. McCain did a spectacular job of proving just how unqualified he is to be president in one fell swoop: While campaigning for president in South Carolina on Wednesday, McCain responded… more »
Apr/19
2007
I have this to say to your misogynistic, male asses: 1. fuck you 2. you're not a doctor 3. fuck you You know I'm surprised you guys aren't more sympathetic to being pregnant because you certainly don't have the balls to be considered men. I hear they… more »
Apr/19
2007
The guy I am dating had his checking account cleaned out several months ago. It was evidently an off shore account that was quickly closed. "Sorry sir, nothing we can do about it". He accepted this line of bull until I urged him to challenge this, after… more »
Apr/19
2007
So now that Iraq is no longer governed by a pompous, overbearing, narcissistic dictator there needs to be a competition for the next retarded regime. It's nice really that Iran wasted no time in stepping up to the plate. I often wonder how muslims can… more »
Apr/18
2007
I love reading the search strings people type in that lead them here. It's a good solid ten minutes of side-clutching humor. Let's take a peek... - men that can suck themselves {so we're talking circus acrobats here I guess?} - world of sex {yaawn. old}… more »
Apr/18
2007

Bathroom bingo

I love flying in planes. Yes, it's hard to inflect tone in the written word but that first sentence was dripping sarcasm. Still there's something better than actually flying in a plane - it's going to the bathroom in one. Claustrophobics probably have a… more »
Apr/18
2007
Read. Discuss. http://www.kansascity.com/182/story/66339.html Imus is a jackass. He always has been a jackass. To make him even less relevant, he is a dried-up, has-been jackass who should consider retirement before he embarrasses himself even more. So… more »
Apr/17
2007
How much trust is there between humans? I would venture to say very little. Even if you have a formal relationship with someone; Wife, Child, Boss, Neighbor, fellow New Yorker, fellow American, another human being, what trust do you have in the other… more »
Apr/16
2007
There's really not much to add to this article from the Associated Press: TOKYO (AP) -- Japan's leading toilet maker Toto Ltd. is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after wiring problems caused several to catch fire, the company said… more »
Apr/15
2007

Be a real man

A real man knows when he's lost a fight. Further a real man will admit he's lost, learn a lesson and move on. Clearly the guy in the Oval Office isn't that quality of male. The majority of Americans, the people he's supposed to represent, don't want to… more »
Apr/15
2007
For anyone with a brain this really isn't news... WASHINGTON (AP) -- Students who took part in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex as those who did not, according to a study ordered by Congress. Again, stupid people, with stupid… more »
Apr/12
2007
Updated blog link The economy can be tough. Job seeking is one of the least pleasurable activities that you can be involved in. It exposes the seeker to all manner of insecurities and self doubt. When you NEED a job, you're vulnerable. I've been there.… more »
Apr/11
2007

Maryland ignores voters

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Maryland officially became the first state in the nation Tuesday to approve a plan to give its electoral votes for president to the winner of the national popular vote, instead of the candidate chosen by state voters. That's some… more »
Apr/10
2007
Or at least that's what I would be saying if I were my co-worker. Cubicles give a false sense of privacy . . . or perhaps some people just doesn't care. My co-worker sits over a half wall from a woman. Evidently he is privy to her obviously eventful… more »
Apr/09
2007
A web-based "news" site asked me, as an "expert", for an interview. The site, www.VBS.TV - has something that appears to be an intro on the left hand side with no less than three fucks. I am not an uptight sort of individual, but when I see that liberal… more »
Apr/07
2007
I debate science with the uninformed, uneducated and willfully ignorant all the time. I find it amusing in many respects. Recently, during a.... discussion... about the creation of the universe, I had a quick thought. It occurred to me that I finally… more »
Apr/06
2007
WASHINGTON (AP) -- NASA's top watchdog routinely tipped off department officials to internal investigations and quashed a report related to the Columbia shuttle explosion to avoid embarrassing the agency, investigators say. Cronyism? In Bush appointees?… more »
Apr/06
2007
Cheney seems to have a little problem in differentiating fact from fiction. Just recently, in a sermon to the choir (re: interview with Rush Limbaugh) Captain "I can make up the facts if I want to it's my party" Cheney reasserted that Al-Qaida was in… more »
Apr/03
2007

New rule

I have an idea for how to stop people from parking illegally. Anytime they're in the fire lane or handicapped spots or in front of a fire hydrant... normal people are allowed to key them. I think it'll solve a lot of problems. Someone double parked you… more »
Apr/03
2007

Cult Of Masculinity

Went to the store today. Much like I do every week. Sometimes my lady comes with, sometimes not. Today, she gave me a list of things we need. On the list were a couple of 'feminine products'. I'm not one who has a problem with that, so off I go. Get to… more »
Apr/03
2007
Three months ago, our office was busting at the seams. The two people I supervise and I got moved to another floor on the opposite end of the building to make room. Why were we chosen? Because we can be trusted to do our work and not need a lot of… more »
Apr/02
2007

ADT and Ph33r

The commercial opens with a man kissing his wife goodbye as he heads to work. It's a nice early morning in suburbia, a jogger in sweats smiles as he lopes down the street. The mood shifts as the husband drives away, the jogger, suddenly yanking up his… more »