Archives for: "October 2006"

Oct/31
2006
It seems the president can't do any better than a four year old (I'm probably insulting four year olds here) with his analogy that the democrats are terrorists. To hear him tell it, you would think that only card carrying Al Quaida are democrats, and… more »
Oct/26
2006
I like my computer. I use it a lot. A whole hella lot more than I use a TV. In fact getting information from my computer is my preferred method of data intake. I read the news, get recipes, even watch episodes of things I wouldn't watch on TV (like the… more »
Oct/25
2006
Any woman that thinks a girl can be better educated in a single-sex class is both retarded and ignorant. There is nothing to be gained by separating boys from girls in education because our society isn't structured like that. Teaching ignorance by… more »
Oct/25
2006

Die Spammers!!! DIE!

I know you don't read what you spam. How could you? 200 posts in 2 minutes on this blog alone. Not possible. Millions of emails sent out for pennies. I would like to note however that I find you to be wretched people. One of the lowest form of life on… more »
Oct/25
2006

Pavement Peeves

Today let me mention a few of the automotive peeves that have been driving me nuts recently. Every so often they boil up and make me want to run people over. And since my girlfriend insists that doing so would be illegal, let me scream about it here for… more »
Oct/25
2006

Your Space

I've never really understood MySpace. I accept that. I don’t feel less for it. In fact, my few forays into the social networking site left me feeling glad that I somehow missed out on this little phenomenon. The gist of it seems to be one of three main… more »
Oct/21
2006

The White Flag

My mind is ringing. My brain is pleading for relief. My psyche is screaming for surrender. There are limits to how far a person can be pushed. And right now, my heels are on the precipice. My limit is here. My limit is now. For 6 full hours now, that’s… more »
Oct/19
2006
BY SANDRA CHEREB RENO, Nev. -- Gambling, prostitution, and now pot? Organizers of a Nevada ballot measure hope voters in a state where almost everything goes will go one better and legalize marijuana. If it passes Nov. 7, Nevada will be the first state… more »
Oct/19
2006
LIVINGSTON, Texas - A death-row inmate slit his own throat with a makeshift knife early Thursday, committing suicide less than 18 hours before he was scheduled to be executed, a prison official said. I love news stories like this. Now, instead of… more »
Oct/18
2006
Massachusetts isn't without it's fair share of morons. Today's gem is Principle Gaylene Heppe of Willett Elementary School. Her contribution to the children of tomorrow is a ban on playing "tag". Stupid doesn't quite cover it. I'm not really sure what… more »
Oct/17
2006
I play WoW. Recently a snippet of smack talk caught my attention. Some schmuck was complaining in global chat about a lack of attention paid to Rogues from Healers. The immediate slap-down came back as "Rogues bandage in Endgame, L2P". This was over a… more »
Oct/17
2006
It's funny in the sad way how a limp dick is a call to arms for medicine and politics. The right to a resounding and fabulous erection seems to be one of those un-written but inalienable rights that is all but carved into the constitution. Health plans… more »
Oct/15
2006

I swear

Somewhere back in the mists of time, our language developed certain rules and guidelines for acceptability. These rules have slowly adapted as the common mores change. But I don’t think they’ve every really made sense. Not logically at least. Think… more »
Oct/14
2006
I love how when congressmen are getting nailed for something, lusting after pages, taking bribe money that the tune is consistently and repeatedly going the same way "It wasn't me it was the booze". First Foley, now Ney - these politicians have no… more »
Oct/11
2006

Reporting Necrophilia

Maybe if the people who were inclined to commit news-grabbing crimes knew of the reporting aftermath they'd hesitate. If they realized that no one was really going to be interested in their motivations, and only the lascivious details of what they did… more »
Oct/09
2006

Tit for Tat

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iranian state radio Monday blamed North Korea's reported nuclear test on U.S. pressure, accusing Washington of ''humiliating'' the impoverished communist country. That's ok with me. I blame Iran for being fascist, hyper-religious,… more »
Oct/09
2006
I can't take it. Really. The single thing most likely to make my head explode, splattering blood and brains all over the inside of my windshield is when I see some complete fucking retard come screeching to a halt in his behemoth SUV just to go over a… more »
Oct/09
2006

Wanting it both ways

The religious bastards that currently have our government by the nads want everything America has and more. They want far more than just the freedom worship as they please, something that isn't readily available all over the world. They also want to be… more »
Oct/05
2006
I find the whole teen-evangelical movement funny. Personally it must be fabulous to tell yourself that the best years of your life, the first kiss, the first drink, the first time you get laid aren't now, but at some mysterious time in the future. "Save… more »
Oct/05
2006

Round it up

$9.99 $19.99 $99.95 $999.95 $19,995.99 Round it the fuck up already. I don’t care if it’s a candy bar or a new car. I despise the fact that things are always priced just under their cost. When something says it’s $9.99, most of us know it costs $10. But… more »
Oct/05
2006
Yes we're all horrified by the spate of school related shootings. Basically men with guns go into a school and shoot people. Variation on the theme, kid with guns goes in and shoots people. The unifying factor in this is that everyone had guns. Of… more »
Oct/05
2006

Crowbar Justice

You there. Over there. Stop it. Stop staring at me. You’re not normally on this floor. You don’t normally sit there. Don’t know who you are or why you’re there. What I do care about is that every time I look up, you’re staring at me. And when I walk… more »
Oct/05
2006

Shaking the Voodoo Stick

Work is procedure oriented. So long as you follow all the documented processes, it's hard to go wrong. The problem is the gray areas. Sometimes they are so rare that they have no documented procedures. Or they have multiple conflicting procedures… more »
Oct/04
2006

But... Clinton... redux

Oh Fox News... how you amuse me with your spin. Issue #1, Foley, the scumbag politician who solicitied his 16 year old page, is apparently a Democrat. Of so they flashed up under his name and face. Being generous, this was a mistake or a typo. Fine,… more »
Oct/03
2006
It's getting harder and harder to accept that Texas isn't populated solely by the mentally deficient. In the latest news from the home state of our president comes this jaw-dropping tidbit: …Ms. McGee, 51, a popular art teacher with 28 years in the… more »
Oct/02
2006

Holy Fuck

Any way you read this - it's explosive. I can't do any better than the original text so here it is: JIDDA, Saudi Arabia, Oct. 2 A review of White House records has determined that George J. Tenet, then the director of central intelligence, did indeed… more »
Oct/01
2006

School != Parents

Schools have been trying to reach their little arms out more and more in recent years. Part of this is no doubt in response to a lack of parental responsibility. Regardless of the reason, the result is the same: schools are beginning to overstep their… more »