Archives for: "January 2006"

Jan/31
2006
... that is if you're underage. And that means with anyone, not even someone your own age. It's just bizarre how there's a threshold where suddenly you inherit all the rights of an American citizen, whereas just the day before you had none. In this case… more »
Jan/30
2006
An oversimplification would be to say the newly elected government of Palestine has one hand outstretched for alms and the other waving a large caliber gun. It's completely understandable to me that First-World nations are queasy with the thought of… more »
Jan/27
2006

Emailing Maryland

It's hard to have any sympathy for email spammers, given the gymnastics we go though tuning our filters to prevent getting shit every time we open our mail client. Thus the news today that Maryland has ruled in the favor of the user and against the… more »
Jan/25
2006

Ah, the irony....

I really don't have a rant here. In fact, this news left me smiling and happy. What could cause such glee in a curmudgeon such as me? Well, you see, there is this independent film being release shortly, entitled “This Film Is Not Yet Rated.” The entire… more »
Jan/23
2006

President Coathanger

Yep there's nothing like the person who is supposed to be representing ALL Americans, coming out blatantly for a select, vocal, obnoxious minority. By telling anti-abortion fascists that theirs is a "Noble Cause" and to predict that they will prevail is… more »
Jan/21
2006

Go Go Gadget Google!

Everyone loves Google. Honestly, from the first moment I saw the search engine's simplistic front page; I knew there was goodness there. The fact that it's highly accurate just sweetened the deal. Now, Google has faced a number of criticisms. Privacy… more »
Jan/19
2006
It's so stupid that it really doesn't deserve a post, but then again if the AP reported on it I guess it's worth mention. For starters I have this personal message for the dumb-ass bitch in Massachusetts who is suing Nickelodeon and Kelloggs (YES I MEAN… more »
Jan/19
2006
There are few things that upset me more than fallacious arguments and flawed reasoning. I can’t count the number of times I’ve listened to someone go off on some subject or another with some of the worst logic I’ve ever heard. Sometimes they’re doing it… more »
Jan/17
2006
''We conclude the (law's) prescription requirement does not authorize the attorney general to bar dispensing controlled substances for assisted suicide in the face of a state medical regime permitting such conduct. The government, in the end, maintains… more »
Jan/13
2006

Too Old to Die?

I swear to gob, the real news becomes more and more like satire the longer we crawl this earth. A seventy five year old inmate on death row is now saying that he's "too old to die". The lawyers say that to take a man who is bound to a wheel-chair,… more »
Jan/12
2006

Alt-Friend Signing Off

I would venture that probably everyone has experienced it at one time or other in their life. "It" being the Alt-Friend status. What's an Alt-Friend? It's the person you turn to when all your primary friends are busy or unavailable. It's the fallback… more »
Jan/11
2006

Don't piss me off!

Those little words seem harmless. They are uttered thousands of times day. And they are probably posted onto forums, blogs, IRC and instant messages even more often. But, hey, some people will annoy others. It’s a fact of life. It’s not like they’re… more »
Jan/08
2006
… and back away slowly. That’s right, you little rectal warts. Leave the fucking beer alone. That means you Sen. Alter. You see, over in Missouri, this piece of excrement has decided that the best way to curb drinking and driving is simple. Make a law… more »
Jan/07
2006
Rise is perhaps the wrong word. It's not a new thing. It's just on a larger scale now. All of the old game shows and variety shows were sponsored. Before and after commercial breaks, they'd mention the sponsor. They'd work into sponsor products where… more »
Jan/05
2006

Assbuddies

On the current stroke suffered by Sharon. Apparently there are birds of a feather on different continents... ''God considers this land to be his,'' Robertson said on his TV program ''The 700 Club.'' ''You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,'… more »
Jan/05
2006
Ok it's not exactly a "ding dong the witch is dead" scenario here - yes Sharon is gravely ill, but the idea that Palestinian children are handing out candy is just fucking ludicrous. If someone you desperately hate is sick, injured or dying the proper… more »
Jan/04
2006
A simple question really. But one that men frequently lie about when they answer that question. I met a man, who claimed to be 5' 8". I am 5' 8", did he think I would not notice that he came up to my chin? And I was not wearing heals. I don't really… more »
Jan/03
2006

Teeth

Like I said, I am trying to "date" through the internet. I have met a couple of guys. Well, the guy I met today was nice enough. Been talking to him for a bit. But I discovered something today that tiny pictures and the phone did not show - He has… more »